Saturday, February 2, 2008

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield has been one of my favorite comedians and specially good at stand up comedy. Check out some of his funny quotes here:

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.